{"id":93,"date":"2005-05-09T23:16:44","date_gmt":"2005-05-10T04:16:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jetnation.com\/?p=93"},"modified":"2005-05-09T23:16:44","modified_gmt":"2005-05-10T04:16:44","slug":"dear-greengal-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/miletestsite.com\/jets\/2005\/05\/09\/dear-greengal-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Dear Greengal"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><em>Dear Greengal,<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I am at a loss of what to do ..The draft is over and training camp doesn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t start till July?  What am I going to do between now and then. Help!<\/p>\n<p>depressed in Danbury<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Dear Double D,<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Ah yes\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6the time in limbo where the anticipation of the draft is gone and  training camp is still a few months away.<\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately you didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t leave me with  details of your personal life so I will have to put together some possible scenarios:<\/p>\n<p>Married with kids\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6.<\/p>\n<p>Ok might be a good time to reacquaint your self with your wife. And yes there is a very good reason why she has been going through a 20 pack of double A batteries. OY! While you are doing that you might want to learn the name of the short people that live with you\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6there is a distinct reason why they look like you ( or in some cases \u00e2\u20ac\u00a6the pool boy) they are your children\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 ask your wife their names and approach them slowly.. your wife has taught them well, they might not respond at first \u00e2\u20ac\u00a6they have been told not to talk to strangers.<\/p>\n<p>Single<\/p>\n<p>If you think that you can dust  off your white leisure suit and hit the  discos and  do your best Tony Manero impression  to the Bee Gee\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s ..I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t know if I can help you\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 although I know a woman who swoons over this kind of man\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6her name is Garb. .PM me for the 411\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6.<\/p>\n<p>Although if you have actually up to date on current culture and have a minor amount of couth\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6there is a great Diane Arbus exhibit at the MET. Go and expand your palate beyond the sausage and dogs that is your normal faire.. get some Thai food and spice up your taste buds. Top it off with a show. I would recommend Spamalot. Oh yes, take your best girl on this day of frolic and the frolic might continue after the show ends\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6that is if you remember what to do with it. LOL<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Greengal, I am at a loss of what to do ..The draft is over and training camp doesn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t start till July? What am I going to do between now and then. Help! depressed in Danbury Dear Double D, Ah yes\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6the time in limbo where the anticipation of the draft is gone and training camp [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[26],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-93","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-dear-greengal"},"acf":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/peLffi-1v","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/miletestsite.com\/jets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/miletestsite.com\/jets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/miletestsite.com\/jets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/miletestsite.com\/jets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/miletestsite.com\/jets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=93"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/miletestsite.com\/jets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/miletestsite.com\/jets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=93"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/miletestsite.com\/jets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=93"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/miletestsite.com\/jets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=93"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}