{"id":65,"date":"2005-04-07T17:39:00","date_gmt":"2005-04-07T22:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jetnation.com\/?p=65"},"modified":"2005-04-07T17:39:00","modified_gmt":"2005-04-07T22:39:00","slug":"maxs-wife","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/miletestsite.com\/jets\/2005\/04\/07\/maxs-wife\/","title":{"rendered":"Max's Wife"},"content":{"rendered":"

Dear Greengal,<\/p>\n

My husband and I have lost that little romantic “spark” that we used to have, and now he couldn’t get my fire burning with a can of kerosene and a blowtorch. Should I dump him and date hotter guys, or should I stick around and try to work it out?<\/p>\n

Signed,
\nMax’s Wife<\/p>\n

Dear Max\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Wife,<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

Oh yes. I do believe you should try and work it out. Often, after some years of a marriage, things become a little stale–a little ordinary. Greengal thinks you need to plan a weekend to make it extraordinary again. Go back to what brought you together in the first place. Given that it is the off season, I suggest you start with a romantic Thai dinner on a Friday night. Then, after dinner, turn down the lights and slip into your favorite Curtis Martin jersey and watch Superbowl III together with some popcorn and a case of Piel’s Gold.<\/p>\n

Then, on Saturday, wake up early and head down to NYC for the NFL Draft party at the ESPN Zone. Have a lovely day over drinks and onion rings with your fellow Jets fans. Enjoy mediocre conversations and listen as the Jets improve their roster by picking a kicker who can drive it more than ten yards down the field and improve their depth with some new young studs.<\/p>\n

After that, head to the Bottom Line for some good music and dance the night away. This is a recipe for success, but if the flames are not being fanned after all of that, it may be time to dump the guy and write up a personal ad for the JetNation singles page. I suggest you start with the line, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Do you post?\u00e2\u20ac? That will be sure to get some bites!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Dear Greengal, My husband and I have lost that little romantic “spark” that we used to have, and now he couldn’t get my fire burning with a can of kerosene and a blowtorch. Should I dump him and date hotter guys, or should I stick around and try to work it out? Signed, Max’s Wife […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[26],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-65","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-dear-greengal"},"acf":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/peLffi-13","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/miletestsite.com\/jets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/miletestsite.com\/jets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/miletestsite.com\/jets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/miletestsite.com\/jets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/miletestsite.com\/jets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=65"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/miletestsite.com\/jets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/miletestsite.com\/jets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=65"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/miletestsite.com\/jets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=65"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/miletestsite.com\/jets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=65"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}