{"id":529,"date":"2006-06-07T14:34:57","date_gmt":"2006-06-07T19:34:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jetnation.com\/?p=529"},"modified":"2006-06-07T14:34:57","modified_gmt":"2006-06-07T19:34:57","slug":"posted-by-maxman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/miletestsite.com\/jets\/2006\/06\/07\/posted-by-maxman\/","title":{"rendered":"Posted by Maxman"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><strong>Originally Posted by <\/strong><strong>Maxman<\/strong><\/div>\n<p>Regardless of the thread title, this is how the average thread works in the JN Lounge. (yeah this is a bit played out but it makes me laugh so I am posting it).<\/p>\n<p>POSTER: Asks a question \/ makes a comment.<br \/>\nVERDE: Hey POSTER. Are you hot? Wanna make out.<br \/>\nBREN: I HAVE NOT EVEN SLEEPED YET! Totally wasted.<br \/>\nTX: Hey Dumbass, welcome to the site.<br \/>\nGreengal: I am cute, how come nobody responds to me?<br \/>\nBREN: hicuup<br \/>\nMaxman: Holy crap, that is hysterical.<br \/>\nBlackout806: Check out this article about a cat that got electrocuted.<br \/>\nDickKotite: hahaha I ever tell you about the time limo and jetgirl had a fight over insurance money .<br \/>\nMaxman: Holy crap, that is hysterical.<br \/>\nVERDE: Gotta run, going to the gym now.<br \/>\nGreenbeans: Good one V. <span class=\"highlight\">POTW<\/span> NOM.<br \/>\nSmizzy: Jets | Newhouse &#038; reed signed<br \/>\nJetheelz: The new Superman trailer is sexy in a hetero kind of way.<br \/>\nGarb: Oh the typical Jet fan, so sad. So uneducated. Have to love the internet though. Although I never want to meet any of you in real life.<br \/>\nSouthernJet: So these two lesbians walk into a hostess factory&#8230;<br \/>\nBigAlNYC: This one time in college, Bit got wasted and slept with 8 hookers. 4 of them were men so he is only half a fag.<br \/>\nMaxman: Holy crap, that is hysterical.<br \/>\nVerde: I am back from my workout, I am shredded.<br \/>\nTx:<br \/>\nJoeWilly: Hey V, does your gym have that new fake grass?<br \/>\nBob: This banner stinks.<br \/>\nGreenmachine: Agreed. I would have done it for free.<br \/>\nFaba: Get along people &#8211; we are all friends in the internet sense.<br \/>\nGreenDNA: Anyone want porn? PM me and I will add you to the email list.<br \/>\nPOSTER: Signs off and decides to never return.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Originally Posted by Maxman Regardless of the thread title, this is how the average thread works in the JN Lounge. (yeah this is a bit played out but it makes me laugh so I am posting it). POSTER: Asks a question \/ makes a comment. VERDE: Hey POSTER. Are you hot? Wanna make out. BREN: [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-529","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-post-of-the-week"},"acf":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/peLffi-8x","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/miletestsite.com\/jets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/529","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/miletestsite.com\/jets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/miletestsite.com\/jets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/miletestsite.com\/jets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/miletestsite.com\/jets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=529"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/miletestsite.com\/jets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/529\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/miletestsite.com\/jets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=529"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/miletestsite.com\/jets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=529"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/miletestsite.com\/jets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=529"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}