{"id":478,"date":"2006-03-31T03:00:14","date_gmt":"2006-03-31T08:00:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jetnation.com\/?p=478"},"modified":"2006-03-31T03:00:14","modified_gmt":"2006-03-31T08:00:14","slug":"new-jersey-jets","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/miletestsite.com\/jets\/2006\/03\/31\/new-jersey-jets\/","title":{"rendered":"New Jersey Jets"},"content":{"rendered":"

The New York Jets announced today that they will be moving\u00c2\u00a0their new training facility and corporate headquarters to\u00c2\u00a0Florham Park NJ.<\/p>\n

Florham\u00c2\u00a0Park Mayor Frank Tinari was very\u00c2\u00a0excited about this move.\u00c2\u00a0 He stated, “I’m gratified and excited that Florham Park will be come the future home for the New York Jets”.<\/p>\n

Officials at SoothNation.com did not share in the Mayor’s joy.\u00c2\u00a0 When our beat reporter caught up with officials from SoothNation.com most of the words they uttered were\u00c2\u00a0not fit to\u00c2\u00a0print.\u00c2\u00a0 Above everything else they expressed a feeling of total and utter flustration.<\/p>\n

One SoothNation.com employee\u00c2\u00a0expressed concern with the quality of\u00c2\u00a0the fast food industry in Florham\u00c2\u00a0Park.\u00c2\u00a0 “How\u00c2\u00a0will Bryan Thomas make it through the season”, he snapped.\u00c2\u00a0 A quick google search by our research department\u00c2\u00a0showed that a KFC, Panda Express and\u00c2\u00a0iHop were all within motor scooter distance.\u00c2\u00a0 This seemed to\u00c2\u00a0put the SoothNation’s employees concerns to rest.\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n

The Jets will break ground at some point.\u00c2\u00a0 We actually didn’t bother to ask.\u00c2\u00a0 We were too busy laughing at the K.F.C. guy.\u00c2\u00a0 Apparently this move will take place in time for Training Camp 2007.\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n

Discuss this and all the breaking Jet News in the SoothNation.com<\/b> forums:<\/p>\n

http:\/\/soothnation.com\/forums<\/a><\/p>\n

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The New York Jets announced today that they will be moving\u00c2\u00a0their new training facility and corporate headquarters to\u00c2\u00a0Florham Park NJ. Florham\u00c2\u00a0Park Mayor Frank Tinari was very\u00c2\u00a0excited about this move.\u00c2\u00a0 He stated, “I’m gratified and excited that Florham Park will be come the future home for the New York Jets”. Officials at SoothNation.com did not share […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-478","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-featured-editorials"},"acf":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/peLffi-7I","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/miletestsite.com\/jets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/478","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/miletestsite.com\/jets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/miletestsite.com\/jets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/miletestsite.com\/jets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/miletestsite.com\/jets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=478"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/miletestsite.com\/jets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/478\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/miletestsite.com\/jets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=478"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/miletestsite.com\/jets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=478"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/miletestsite.com\/jets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=478"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}