{"id":3696,"date":"2005-11-07T11:43:22","date_gmt":"2005-11-07T16:43:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jetnation.com\/?p=247"},"modified":"2005-11-07T11:43:22","modified_gmt":"2005-11-07T16:43:22","slug":"november-haus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/miletestsite.com\/jets\/2005\/11\/07\/november-haus\/","title":{"rendered":"November HAUS"},"content":{"rendered":"<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/miletestsite.com\/jets\/graphics\/photo_bren.jpg\" alt=\"Bren Outside The Haus\" \/>\n<p><strong>1. How many rushing yards would Curtis Martin get if the Jets handed the ball to him 600 times this season?<\/strong><br \/>\nWithout my man Kevin blocking for him an his knee&#8230;<br \/>\nI don&#8217;t see many here.<\/p>\n<p><strong>2. Do you have a preference: Low Rider or Fat Boy? How about Motorcycles? <\/strong><br \/>\nI love motorcycles, I lOVE motorcycle salesmen. I LOVVVVE motorcycle salesmen with a fat boy who likes to ride slow&#8230;ooops, I mean low.<\/p>\n<p><strong>3. How is Kevin Mawae&#8217;s rehab going? What can we expect from him next season?<\/strong><br \/>\nI hear his rehab is going well. I have high expectations for him, another pro bowl season next year. I sent him some of my home made chicken soup. I invited him to ride with me on the TAILGATING MA&#8217;WAE, still waiting for his response.<\/p>\n<p><strong>4. If the Jets win 3 games this entire season, how many years will Herm&#8217;s contract be extended?<\/strong><br \/>\nAs long as there is BEER-n-BBQ&#8217;s.. we could see Herm old-n-gray.<\/p>\n<p><strong>5. What is the best tailgating spot in the Meadowlands?<\/strong><br \/>\nMine of course&#8230;.18B&#8230;.but Classic Harley runs a close one at 11C.<\/p>\n<p><strong>6. As the winter approaches do you have any good boating stories from the summer that you would like to share with us?<\/strong><br \/>\nI met this Captain who took me deep sea fishing, but what happens in-n-on the water stays at sea&#8230;.sorry<\/p>\n<p><strong>7. If you put all the Baldwin brothers together would they still suck?<\/strong><br \/>\nHow could they suck they are HOT&#8230;oh the one that left Kim he sucks which ever one he was. Who in their right mind would leave a HOT BABE like her?<\/p>\n<p><strong>8. If you are deaf and get arrested, do they call your day in court a hearing?<\/strong><br \/>\nGood one..let me check with Dina my attorney, but I would imagine the defendant get a good hearing AID.<\/p>\n<p><strong>9. Who will have a better NFL career, David Carr or Chad Pennington?<\/strong><br \/>\nWho is David Carr?? He is the guy that married that hot supermodel broad? Paulina from the 80&#8217;s?<br \/>\nCHAD WHO?<\/p>\n<p><strong>10. Why do the Patriots suck so much this season?<\/strong><br \/>\nBecasue of KARMA  must be the fact that the RED SOX&#8217;s got more attention.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. How many rushing yards would Curtis Martin get if the Jets handed the ball to him 600 times this season? Without my man Kevin blocking for him an his knee&#8230; I don&#8217;t see many here. 2. Do you have a preference: Low Rider or Fat Boy? How about Motorcycles? 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