{"id":320,"date":"2005-12-23T08:14:50","date_gmt":"2005-12-23T13:14:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jetnation.com\/?p=320"},"modified":"2005-12-23T08:14:50","modified_gmt":"2005-12-23T13:14:50","slug":"320","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/miletestsite.com\/jets\/2005\/12\/23\/320\/","title":{"rendered":"Christmas Haus"},"content":{"rendered":"\"\"\n

1. What are “Reindeer Games”? Do you have to be 18 to play? <\/strong><\/p>\n

I gave up playing game after my DIVORCE.<\/p>\n

Ask JoeBabyNY – I think that is what he has his girls do with those phantom kegs of his. LOL!!! BTW…someone should check those LADIES for ID.<\/p>\n

2. What does Santa do at a Haus that has no chimney? <\/strong><\/p>\n

This question is too painful to answer. Next Question! (no, I did not steal that line from T.O.’S agent.)…Take the JET SKI…<\/p>\n

3. Real or artificial? Tree, for crying out loud we are talking about the tree. <\/strong><\/p>\n

Real. Nothing like the real thing Smells good. Feels good. Natural. I’m talking about the Tree – stop looking at my chest!….RITE ON!<\/p>\n

4. What did Rudolph do to get his nose so RED? <\/strong><\/p>\n

Had several shots of tequilla with Greengal. That will do it everytime…<\/p>\n

5. Name the most recent year in which New Year’s preceded Christmas? <\/strong><\/p>\n

Ancient Chinese Secret….’lemme ask my friend Mie Ling after she gets off her shift at the SumYungDik Chinese Restaurtant.<\/p>\n

6. This one is not Christmas related but it has been bugging me since I was a kid. Why is it called “Donkey Kong” if the star is actually a Monkey? <\/strong><\/p>\n

Because he’s hung like one. I never allowed my child to play that game. Leads to a serious case of inferiority complex and low self-esteem issues. Example: Maxman.<\/p>\n

7. Why do Christmas lights say: For indoor or outdoor use only? What else could you do with them?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Well a neighbor of mine tried to install them in his underground pool. Needless to say, he is no longer with us. I think he played too much Donkey Kong.<\/p>\n

8. Can you name all 12 of Santa’s Reindeer?<\/strong><\/p>\n

No. Can you? Let me check the Happy Jack thread because I think there is a song about the deer.<\/p>\n

9. What is your favorite Christmas song? Why?<\/strong><\/p>\n

“Jingle Bells, Santa Smells, the Reindeer ran away!” Always brings a tear to my eyes! I did grow up in a haus without a chimney, you know.<\/p>\n

10. Is it really better to give? Receiving sounds kind of cool. Thoughts?<\/strong><\/p>\n

My motto: “‘gotta give TO receive” – just be smart about it. Giving should last no longer than five minutes, receiving should last thirty.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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