{"id":3001,"date":"2009-09-25T00:00:25","date_gmt":"2009-09-25T04:00:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jetnation.com\/?p=3001"},"modified":"2019-11-27T07:14:50","modified_gmt":"2019-11-27T11:14:50","slug":"hey-rex-please-call-my-boss","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/miletestsite.com\/jets\/2009\/09\/25\/hey-rex-please-call-my-boss\/","title":{"rendered":"Hey Rex Ryan, Please Call My Boss"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-3002\" title=\"phone\" src=\"http:\/\/72.233.64.226\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/phone.jpg\" alt=\"Rex Ryan Calls Jets Fans\" width=\"200\" height=\"192\" srcset=\"https:\/\/miletestsite.com\/jets\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/phone.jpg 417w, https:\/\/miletestsite.com\/jets\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/phone-300x287.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/>Dear Rex Ryan:<br \/>\nThank you for that voice mail message last week.\u00a0 That was so cool, the way you asked me to scream my lungs out and become the 12th man.\u00a0 When you gave me the game ball, you let me know that my efforts worked.\u00a0 The New York Jets beat the evil New England Patriots.\u00a0 The keys to the game were:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Darrelle Revis handling Randy Moss<\/li>\n<li>Mark Sanchez playing like a veteran<\/li>\n<li>Me screaming<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>I am glad that I could be a small part of the victory.<\/p>\n<p>Now, the Tennessee Titans are rolling into town.\u00a0 Before you call me and ask me to scream all day long again let me tell you what my week was like:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>On the Monday conference call with the San Diego office, they couldn&#8217;t understand a word that I was saying.\u00a0 It was Monday, my voice was &#8220;scratchy&#8221; and everyone laughed because they figured it was temporary.<\/li>\n<li>During the client demo on Tuesday my voice was achy and cracking like a pre-pubescent teen.\u00a0 The client wasn&#8217;t a sports fan, so nobody wanted to hear about how I helped the Jets win on Sunday.<\/li>\n<li>By Wednesday after I had consumed my 40th cup of herbal tea and honey I still wasn&#8217;t 100%.\u00a0 My boss called me into his office and let me know that he was pissed.\u00a0 He accused me of dogging it.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>What could I do?\u00a0 What would you do?<\/p>\n<p>Rex, I told him that you would call him this week.\u00a0 All I need you to do is let him know how valuable I am.\u00a0 Let him know that I am the reason the Jets won.\u00a0 It is almost Friday and my voice is feeling strong.\u00a0 Put me on the injury report as: Limited Participation.\u00a0 But rest assured, I will be ready to go on Sunday.\u00a0 I just need you to call my boss and make sure he isn&#8217;t a distraction.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks Rex.<\/p>\n<p>Do you want Rex Ryan to call your boss?\u00a0 Leave him a <a href=\"https:\/\/forums.jetnation.com\/\">message here<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Rex Ryan: Thank you for that voice mail message last week.\u00a0 That was so cool, the way you asked me to scream my lungs out and become the 12th man.\u00a0 When you gave me the game ball, you let me know that my efforts worked.\u00a0 The New York Jets beat the evil New England [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-3001","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-featured-editorials"},"acf":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/peLffi-Mp","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/miletestsite.com\/jets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3001","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/miletestsite.com\/jets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/miletestsite.com\/jets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/miletestsite.com\/jets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/miletestsite.com\/jets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3001"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/miletestsite.com\/jets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3001\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":46940,"href":"https:\/\/miletestsite.com\/jets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3001\/revisions\/46940"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/miletestsite.com\/jets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3001"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/miletestsite.com\/jets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3001"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/miletestsite.com\/jets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3001"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}