{"id":2815,"date":"2009-09-03T23:38:53","date_gmt":"2009-09-04T04:38:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jetnation.com\/?p=2815"},"modified":"2009-09-03T23:38:53","modified_gmt":"2009-09-04T04:38:53","slug":"posted-by-johnnyhector","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/miletestsite.com\/jets\/2009\/09\/03\/posted-by-johnnyhector\/","title":{"rendered":"Posted by JohnnyHector"},"content":{"rendered":"

Topic: Baker the touchdown maker<\/span>
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Originally Posted by JohnnyHector<\/strong><\/div>\n
Chris Baker is a spork.<\/p>\n

He serves the dual function as a blocking TE and pass-catcher, but does neither well enough for people to forget that the fork and spoon exist.<\/p><\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

The Nomination: “Spork Baker!” Sperm Edwards<\/span><\/a><\/span>
\nEditor’s Note: I’ve always been disappointed that my Spife never caught on.<\/span><\/p>\n

Congratulations to JohnnyHector for his brilliant analogy involving mediocre Tight End and a Utensil only found at KFC’s.<\/p>\n

When I find it, the ‘Post of the week’ banner will appear below. You may wear it with pride for the week:<\/p>\n\"\"\n

So, POTW is back, and I’m going to be running the show. I’m going to try to do it each week and insert comments that I, and probably no one else thinks are funny. At some point I’m going to have to make myself win, just to feel good about my life, so I apologize to all the other nominees that week.<\/p>\n

Beyond that, if these few months are any indication, it would be a good idea to make fun of Klecko. While it didn’t provide a winner, it definitely garnered the most nominations.<\/p>\n

I hope you’ll all bare with me as I figure this out, hopefully if there are any mistakes, they will be smoothed out in weeks to come.<\/p>\n

Goodnight, and have a pleasant tomorrow.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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