{"id":192,"date":"2005-09-14T12:51:24","date_gmt":"2005-09-14T17:51:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jetnation.com\/?p=192"},"modified":"2005-09-14T12:51:24","modified_gmt":"2005-09-14T17:51:24","slug":"septembers-haus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/miletestsite.com\/jets\/2005\/09\/14\/septembers-haus\/","title":{"rendered":"September \\ October Haus"},"content":{"rendered":"<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/miletestsite.com\/jets\/graphics\/photo_bren.jpg\" alt=\"Bren Outside The Haus\" \/>\n<p><strong>1. What is the best movie you saw this summer? <\/strong><br \/>\nThe Forty Year Old Virgin. We have a lot in common<\/p>\n<p><strong>2. How many games will the Jets win this season? <\/strong><br \/>\nI have great confidence that Penny&#8217;s noodle arm will morph into a rocket and that Barrett will miraculously learn how to tackle. Also, when Chad learns how to actually receive a shot-gun snap from my MAIN MAN, Kevin, well, the sky is the limit. So, at best the record will be 15-1. Worst 0-16<\/p>\n<p><strong>3. If you met a man and his nickname was &#8220;The Big O&#8221; would you ask him out on a date? <\/strong><br \/>\nBig O&#8217;s are hard to come by &#8211; of course I would! Just hope the O doesn&#8217;t stand for zero &#8211; then I would be dating someone like Tom Shane<\/p>\n<p><strong>4. Who would win a foot race between Herman Edwards and d!ck Curl? <\/strong><br \/>\nThe race wouldn&#8217;t even get off &#8217;cause the stop watch wouldn&#8217;t be set off. Trick question!!!<\/p>\n<p><strong>5. How are the Marketing efforts going for http:\/\/jetnation.com?<\/strong><br \/>\nQuite well, membership has tripled in the last month. I&#8217;m still waiting for my gratuity check.<\/p>\n<p><strong>6. Do you feel the Jets offense will be better under the guidance of Coach &#8220;Dinger&#8221;? What is Paul Hackett&#8217;s legacy here in NY? <\/strong><br \/>\nDinger will play-call aggressively and more creatively. With Chad&#8217;s accuracy, that should spell doom for opposing defenses. Hackett&#8217;s legacy will be the term &#8220;Can&#8217;t Hack it.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>7. How early should fans start tailgating for a 1pm kickoff? <\/strong><br \/>\nWhat time do the gates open? At least 7 am<\/p>\n<p><strong>8. Is it weird if a man owns a persian cat? How about a man who owns two persian cats? <\/strong><br \/>\nA man with two pu$$y&#8217;s is either a stud, a cheater or a transexual. Take your pick.<\/p>\n<p><strong>9. What is your fourth quarter forecast for the Real Estate market in the Northeast? <\/strong><br \/>\nThe farmers almanac predicts a harsh, snowy winter with a record amount of billzards. I better start saving! Lots of road trips to pay for!<\/p>\n<p><strong>10. Are you afraid of the dark? How about spiders? Are ghosts real? <\/strong><br \/>\nIf I am with some hot guy &#8211; I welcome the dark! If I am with some hot guy, he can kill the spider for me. If I am with some Hot guy, the only ghost I&#8217;ll be seeing is the holy ghost&#8230;.especially if his name is the &#8220;Big O&#8221; !<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. What is the best movie you saw this summer? The Forty Year Old Virgin. We have a lot in common 2. How many games will the Jets win this season? I have great confidence that Penny&#8217;s noodle arm will morph into a rocket and that Barrett will miraculously learn how to tackle. 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