JetNation.com<\/a> recently went undercover and spent a weekend with Tom Brady. When we arrived at Tom Brady’s beach house, we felt like we were in heaven.\u00a0 Then we saw Billy Belichick and Bobby Kraft carrying Brady around.<\/p>\nIt wasn’t long before we realized that Tom Brady won’t be playing in the opener against Herm and the Chiefs.\u00a0 Nor will he be playing anytime this season.\u00a0 Actually, Tom Brady will never play football again.<\/p>\n
It is with much regret that we inform you that Tom Brady is dead.\u00a0 It happened during the Super Bowl.\u00a0 He was sacked by Justin Tuck and apparently Brady “died of excitement”.<\/p>\n
We realize that this is a difficult time for sports fans everywhere.\u00a0 We have lost one of the all time greats.\u00a0 Regardless, Belichick should not have tried to cover this up.\u00a0 As is the case with all of Mumbles scandals, the truth does come out eventually.<\/p>\n![\"\"](\"http:\/\/jetnation.com\/graphics\/Articles\/Brady\/WeekendAtBradys.jpg\" "\\"Weekend")
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Tom Brady’s injury status has been the subject of much speculation.\u00a0 Is he hurt seriously? Will he play and be effective? As is always the case with Billy Belichick, the truth is never easy to determine. JetNation.com recently went undercover and spent a weekend with Tom Brady. When we arrived at Tom Brady’s beach house, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6,14],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-1509","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-featured-editorials","7":"category-nfl-news"},"acf":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/peLffi-ol","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/miletestsite.com\/jets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1509","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/miletestsite.com\/jets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/miletestsite.com\/jets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/miletestsite.com\/jets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/miletestsite.com\/jets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1509"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/miletestsite.com\/jets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1509\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/miletestsite.com\/jets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1509"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/miletestsite.com\/jets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1509"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/miletestsite.com\/jets\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1509"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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Tom Brady’s injury status has been the subject of much speculation.\u00a0 Is he hurt seriously? Will he play and be effective? As is always the case with Billy Belichick, the truth is never easy to determine.<\/p>\n